STEP ONE: 2 slices bread (I prefer the Wheat variety but others may like plain White bread). Place slices of cheese (again I prefer Velveeta, but other cheese will work) between the slices of bread. Butter the outside of the bread. Place the sandwich on a hot griddle, burn it, flip it over and burn the second side Toss the burned sandwich in the garbage STEP TWO: Make another sandwich following the above recipe, burn the second sandwich the same as the first, toss the second sandwich in the garbage STEP THREE: Open doors and windows, air out kitchen! STEP FOUR: Take 2 more slices of bread and make a peanut butter sandwich (ENJOY)